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Needing to win the final trick
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the euchre rascal's cry is,
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Smoke Da Judge, the latest runner for the ESG&EC affiliated Smoke Da Greyhound Syndicate

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The little champ gets the Hugh Heffner treatment after back to back Bulli wins

The little champ gets the Hugh Heffner
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ESG&EC NEWS
PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED
POST WORLD SERIES ACCOUNTS

Croydon, May 8, 2016.  President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre World Series - $4024.50

Revenue - $9310 (entry fees and tardiness fines)

Expenses - $8859 (golf courses 4528, prizemoney 1500, shirts 1000, hospitality 943, golf balls, ball markers, hat clips, lanyards and ids 633, betting vouchers 200 and trophy 55)

Tournament Profit - $451

Balance Post World Series - $4475.50

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

ESG&EC NEWS
SOLDIER MONTGOMERIE BREAKS
THROUGH GRASS CEILING

The Entrance, May 7 2016.  At his 26th attempt, Soldier Montgomerie finally added his name to the prestigious Hannahmaker Trophy.  The canny Scot broke through for a well-deserved victory on the back of four ultra consistent rounds - a win and a fourth in the teams events and a win and a second at the individual stroke and stableford.

The runner-up, Central Coast legend Trent Strange, partially realised his enormous potential after overhauling his pre-tournament preparation and back office support staff.  Trent's entourage now includes a golf mentor (Kipper Parnevik), a life coach (Sir Dick Flado) and a personal svengali (Moose Dank - a deregistered pharmacist and self-proclaimed sports scientist).

Grantief Goosen took third place despite incurring significant financial penalties, along with his travelling companion Paulking Harrington, for his tournament tardiness.

The World Series of Euchre is still being played after tournament commissar, Blue "6 Card" Sheedy, decreed all matches be played as "best of 17".  The final, normally played on Wednesday night, now looks like it will be played Monday morning.

ESG&EC NEWS
R&A MARRICKVILLE UPDATES STROKE
INDEX FOR 2016 MATCH PLAY

Marrickville, April 21, 2016.  Golfing traditionalists were aghast when the R&A Marrickville announced sweeping changes to the course's longstanding stroke index.

The new index was forced on the conservative bastion by powerful and unchecked interests associated with the Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club.  "They didn't actually put a gun to our head but it wasn't far from it," said the new R&A CEO Mr Martin Slumbers.  "I was visited by Mr. Big Jack Daley, a most unpleasant ruffian who told me he operated with the full authority of Davidson Love III, the ESG&EC President and Auditor.

"Mr Daley suggested I accompany him on a walk across the new bridge near the renovated first tee.  At it's midpoint, metres above the surging tidal flow of the mighty Cooks River, he grabbed me by the ankles and slung me over the safety railings.  Whilst I dangled there in absolute terror, he told me in his rather indifferent manner the interests he represented would like the stroke index on 12 holes to be changed forthwith or he'd let me swim with the little fishies.  It was an offer I couldn't refuse."

The new stroke index can be viewed on this website's Match Play Format page.

ESG&EC NEWS
ENTRY FEES AND ACCOMMODATION
TARIFFS DUE FOR 2016 WORLD SERIES

Yamba, April 13, 2016.  President Love reports that other than on the financial front where payments are merely trickling in, everything else is running to schedule for World Series XXVIII.

The tax-deductible entry payments ($400) and accommodation tariffs for Costa Plenti residents ($375-$400) should be finalised in the next fortnight says the respected leader.  "It should go without saying that members who ante up early are always at the forefront of my thoughts when it comes to discretionary decisions e.g. better handicaps, preferential room allocations, early tee slots, favourable partner draws at golf and euchre to name just a few of the areas where money can buy happiness.

"To ensure your chances of touring success are optimised and, more importantly, my house renovations continue apace, outstanding balances should be paid into my Cayman Island account in the coming days, certainly well before the end of April."

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At his 26th attempt and after a 12 month freshen-up, Soldier Montgomerie finally added his name to the prestigious Hannahmaker Trophy.  The canny Scot broke through for a well-deserved victory on the back of four ultra consistent rounds - a win and fourth in the teams events and a win and second at the individual stroke and stableford.

Accepting the trophy, Montgomerie left fellow competitors non-plussed when he said, "Aye, fight and you may die.  Run and you’ll live - at least a while.  And, dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our wives (sic), but they’ll never take our freedom!?!  Alba gu bra!" 

The runner-up, Central Coast legend Trent Strange, partially realised his enormous potential after overhauling his pre-tournament preparation and back office support staff.  Trent's entourage now includes a golf mentor (Kipper Parnevik), a life coach (Sir Dick Flado) and a personal svengali (Moose Dank - a deregistered pharmacist and self-proclaimed sports scientist).

Grantief Goosen took third place despite incurring significant financial penalties, along with his travelling companion Paulking Harrington, for his tournament tardiness (tɑːdɪnəs/ noun: tardiness the quality or fact of being late; lateness. "forgive my tardiness, I had some very important business to attend to overnight and I gave no consideration whatsoever to the 20 golfers left stranded at the first tee the next morning" noun: to be a tard "to be late once may be regarded as a misfortune; to be late twice looks like gross carelessness").

The World Series of Euchre is still being played after tournament commissar Blue "6 Card" Sheedy decreed all matches be played as "best of 17".  The final, normally played on Wednesday night, now looks like it will be played Monday morning.

Breaking news ... social media reports indicate JPY Hayes and Tubby Waldorf have emerged victorious from the euchre marathon.

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