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Earlwood Social
Golf & Euchre Club LLC

ESG&EC World
Series of Golf Pty Ltd

ESG&EC Match Play Championship Inc

ESG&EC World
Series of Euchre Trust

ESG&EC NRL Tipping Ponzi Scheme No.1

Smoke Da Greyhound Syndicate Ponzi Scheme No.2

Yamba Charitable
Works Fund No.1
(Charity Begins At Home)

Davidson Love
Glorious Foundation

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Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club

Celebrating Years Of Resch's Enhanced Sporting Excellence

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The ESG&EC proudly endorses the following products and services for their professional, nutritional, therapeutic and social cohesion values ..

Resch's Pilsener ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener.
Ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener Always the Favourite

Resch's Pilsener.
"Always the Favourite"

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Resch's Pilsener beach poster

Resch's Pilsener.
"Cool and Refreshing" when you're at the beach ...

... or after a hard
day at the office

Relaxing after work with Resch's Pilsener
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Resch's beer tap with surfer

Resch's Draught.
The beer that makes
beautiful people so cool
and even more beautiful.

Resch's Pilsener pub poster of boxing event

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.
The beer for all
sporting occassions.

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Hand Made Candles -
Kitchen Candles, Mason Jars,
Tumblers, Tea Cups,
Vintage Glass and Votives.

 

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0431 697 705

Resch's Dinner Ale

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The beer of choice for
surf life savers.

CPA

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Resch's pub poster displayed in the NRL museum

"Resch's Refreshes" and
turns good club players into
great Test players.

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Clemton Park Cake Shop
208C William Street
Clemton Park NSW 2206
phone  9718 2571

 

Home of the acclaimed
Clemton Park meat pie range.

 

Plain
Tomato & Onion
Curry
Cheese & Bacon
Mushroom
Potato

Resch's DA ad

Resch's DA.
The ever popular and ...

... "Cool and Refreshing"
Dinner Ale.

Resch's pub poster of swimming carnival
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The 110% Australian owned
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phone  1300 123 238

Resch's pub poster of Newtown v Eastern Suburbs match

Resch's.
The beer of choice for
rugby league's eye gougers.

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Resch's pub poster of Australia v England match

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The perfect post Test
match aperitif.

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The mighty Newtown Jets,
2012 NSW Cup Premiers.

 
Resch's beer coaster

Like the immutable laws of
physics, somethings are just
universally acknowledged.

Resch's the beer we drink 'round here (NSW)

Resch's Draught.
Known to cure chronic
abscesses, tuberculosis,
cholera, "female complaints",
mercurial eruptions, paralysis and even restore life in the event of sudden death.

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener

Resch's Pilsener.
Now for the best
round of them all -
Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.

Queen's Slipper Playing Cards

Needing to win the final trick
and leading an off suit 7,
the euchre rascal's cry is,
"Get around little doggie!"

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CLUB BEQUESTS

HELP US SECURE THE FUTURE WITH A BEQUEST

EARLWOOD TIME

ESG&EC NEWS - 6 ROUNDS REMAIN
IN CLUB'S NRL TIPPING COMP

Earlwood, July 23, 2017.  After 20 weeks, the lesser known but better performing Curach, Mark (269 pts), holds the lead in the club's infamous NRL ponzi scheme, 'A Competition With A Difference'.

Sydney's premier train guard, Danny Downey

Three points behind in second place is 2008 winner Alan Katzmann (aka The Mad Rooster) with a further 2 points to Sydney's premier train guard, Danny Downey (pictured).

Just outside "the bubble" and wanting a seat at the money table are Barry Spence (260), Clint Adams (259), Gerry Braddon (258), 2014 winner Jemima Todd (257), 2016 winner and virulent pest 'Slimey' Vince Nevin alongside ESG&EC member Ross Cave (256) and Mario Simonetti (253pts).

ESG&EC NEWS - DATES CONFIRMED
FOR 2017 MATCH PLAY
AND 2018 WORLD SERIES

Earlwood, June 14, 2017.  President Love has confirmed dates for our next two tornaments.

This year's Match Play Championship will commence on Sunday, November 12, with the Don Lane Invitational stroke qualifying event and conclude with the Championship Match on Sunday, November 26.

The 2018 World Series of Golf will be held the week of May 14-18 with Shelly Beach already locked in for Friday's stroke round.

These early confirmations will allow for better planning and hopefully eliminate the possiblity of members being double booked by their household guardians.

EARLWOOD NEWS - PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED POST WORLD SERIES ACCOUNTS

Earlwood, May 20, 2017.  President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre World Series - $3655.50

Revenue - $9650 (24 players x 400 + 50)

Expenses - $8730 (golf courses 2618, wet weather refunds 1370, prizemoney and trophy 1560, shirts 1075, happy hours 315, Friday drinks 880, milestones 150, Wednesday betting and seafood buffet 301, ids and golf balls 185 and Wyong lunch 276)

Tournament Profit - $920

Balance Post World Series - $4575.50 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2018)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

EARLWOOD NEWS - NOTAH KELLY III
STEALS SECOND TITLE ON BACK OF THURSDAY NIGHT RAIN DANCE

The Entrance, May 19, 2017.  Congratulations to Notah Kelly III who captured a second World Series title with a narrow victory in a rain-shortened tournament.  Java Haas ran second, 1 point behind with a further point to 3rd placegetter, Grantief Goosen.

Needing a miracle to maintain his lead with Championship Day looming, Kelly spent most of Thursday night performing a rain dance and doubling down with the club's registered sports betting agency, TackBET.  So successful was his chanting and dancing, Friday's round was abandoned after a rain squall swept across the Shelly Beach course.

The tournament's new Day 1 and 2 formats worked well - teams match play on Monday and stableford aggregate on Tuesday - with 5 players separated by 3 points going into the 4th round.

The World Series of Euchre was won by Tubby Waldorf and 6 Card Sheedy who smacked Edwardo Romero and Muzzy Zoeller 2 up.  Waldorf's win follows his 2016 triumph with JPY Hayes.

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Where your building needs and our skills meet as neatly as tongue and groove flooring.  Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, for a quote.

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Hand Made Candles - Kitchen Candles, Mason Jars,
Tumblers, Tea Cups, Vintage Glass and Votives.
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Cooper Carpentry can make your dream a reality.
Call Bluey for a quote.

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Racing - Spring and Autumn Carnivals
Money back for 2nd or 3rd placing in Group 1 races
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Call Bluey for a quote.

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Hand Made Candles - Kitchen Candles, Mason Jars,
Tumblers, Tea Cups, Vintage Glass and Votives.
phone  0431 697 705

COOPER CARPENTRY  0411 226 085

Where your building needs and our skills meet as neatly as tongue and groove flooring.  Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, for a quote.

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Sports - NRL & AFL
Even money lines for the two big football codes
conditions apply

When matters aren't going the way you envisaged, a member can turn to the Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club for "guidance" and a deferred donation in the form of a bequest guarantees a greater level and wider range of discreet and effective assistance.

Cutting through "red tape" requires access, influence and co-operation at all levels of government and your bequest is essential to ensuring our voice is heard in the corridors of power.  Your continued success has always been our goal and it is only with your committed financial support that the ESG&EC can move forward greasing the wheels of government with impunity.  And remember, it's only a rort if you're not involved.

The golf and euchre tournaments that we've created as a benign front for our ambitious aim of world sporting domination, in conjunction with 1. two new companies we've incorporated in the Cayman Islands, are the building blocks for a more covertly influential and wealthier organisation, similar to the Liberal Party aligned 2. North Sydney Forum.

1. Yamba Charitable Works Fund No.1 (Charity Begins At Home) and Davidson Love Glorious Foundation

2. Unlike the NSF's relationship with ex-treasurer Joe Hockey, philanthropic members can gain one-on-one access to President Love to discuss discretionary club matters such as handicaps, partner draws, tournament formats and start dates.  Money has always been the language of Love so before your audience with the great man, leave your gift inside a brown paper bag with his receptionist

WHY LEAVE A BEQUEST TO THE CLUB

Well you can't take it with you when you're "brown bread"!!  A bequest is the only way to ensure your estate goes to the people who have supported you throughout your membership and it represents just a small return on time and money the club has freely and generously invested in your golf and euchre experiences.

The future of the ESG&EC, and just as importantly it's executive team, is dependent on income from membership, broadcast rights, sponsors and tournament ticket sales and tapping into the wealth of our aging membership complements these revenue streams.

DIFFERENT TYPES OF BEQUEST

Please consider the following options for your bequest:

LEAVING A BEQUEST IS EASY

Leaving a bequest to any of the 3. ESG&EC entities is an easy and fiscally responsible way to allow the club to continue the fun times long after you've been forgotten.  Because your will is a legal document, on a pro bono basis we'll refer you to an independent 4. ESG&EC approved solicitor who'll assist in drafting your will, nominating the club President as your executor and the ESG&EC as a beneficiary.  These simple and convenient steps will ensure that when you finally toss tails, your wishes will be carried out to the letter.

There are four main ways to leave a bequest to the ESG&EC:

3. Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club LLC, ESG&EC World Series of Golf Pty Ltd, ESG&EC Match Play Championship Inc., ESG&EC World Series of Euchre Trust, ESG&EC NRL Tipping Ponzi No.1, Smoke Da Greyhound Syndicate Ponzi No.2, Yamba Charitable Works Fund No.1 (Charity Begins At Home) and Davidson Love Glorious Foundation

4. ESG&EC approved solicitors are available in the Sydney CBD (Ford Funk Law), Morisset & Five Dock (Tack Nicklaus & Associates) and Drummoyne (Java Haas & Youse)

SSSHHH!!!  KEEP YOUR BEQUEST A SECRET

There is likely to be a selfish group of people who wouldn't want to see you share your wealth with the ESG&EC.  This rapacious bunch of ingrates won't be content with having mooched off you for all these years, frittering away your hard earned left, right and centre on uncomfortable fashion shoes, must-have dresses and camp hair stylists.

When you're gone, they'll want it all!  In the current political climate, these people are "leaners" and don't deserve to share in your largesse.

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