ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Getting ready at the first. From l to r Hunter Meehan,
Henney Stenson (obs), Tubby Waldorf and Tack Nicklaus.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Hunter Meehan gets proceedings underway.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Wracked by a mystery virus, Tubby Waldorf
struggles to remain upright.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Kenny Crenshaw lines up his tee shot.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Seve Hemosteros puts his game face on.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Seve Hemosteros preparing to unleash hell at the first.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Two prominent hecklers, Davidson Love III and
Karrie White, watch the first group off the tee.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
The fix is in. Spot fixers, Henney Stenson and TC Choi,
discuss agreed results with Indian bookmaker John (obs).
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
(l to r) Heckler Java Haas accompanies Tubby Waldorf,
Kenny Crenshaw and Hunter Meehan down the first fairway.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
You or me? Spot fixers struggle
to remember who is to win the first.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Bookmaker John tells the fixers who wins the first.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Carts, players, hecklers and children
make the arduous climb up the 4th fairway.
Heckle Sunday - 2011 Championship.
Hecklers Karrie White and Java Haas
are the first to reach the fairway summit.
2010 Championship.
Karrie White putting out at the 2nd.
2010 Championship.
With the Undercliffe jacarandas as a backdrop,
Peard Fulke sinks his putt to win the 2nd.
2010 Championship.
Energetic spectators who made the trip up the hill at the
4th meander down the hill behind Peard Fulke at the next.
2010 Championship.
Local grog bandidos on commandeered drinks
carts position themselves at the 5th green to profiteer
from thirsty spectators.
2010 Championship.
Less energetic spectators catch up with the match at the 5th.
From left Java Haas, Notah Kelly III, Kenny Crenshaw (obs), Seve Hemosteros and Tubby Waldorf.
2010 Championship.
As part of it's OH&S regulations, the ESG&EC
maintains a rigid hydration policy for all spectators.
Closest to camera, and strictly observing the policy, are
(l to r) Garry Mize,
Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson, Tack Nicklaus,
Davidson Love III and Dick Faldo.
2010 Championship.
Karrie White begins a mini-fightback after a miracle recovery shot at the 7th. Watching the action are ( l to r) Grantief Goosen, Garry Mize and Tubby Waldorf.
2010 Championship.
The Fat Lady is starting to warm up her vocal chords.
Peard Fulke off the tee at the 13th.
2010 Championship.
Karrie White off the tee at the 13th. It's just hard
to recall now whether this was his first or second attempt.
2010 Championship.
Spectators join Karrie White's caddy,
Bluey Dunk, greenside at the 14th.
2010 Championship.
Club greats, 2009 Match Play champion Kenny Crenshaw, multiple World Series champion Seve Hemosteros and 4-time Match Play champion Davidson Love III, wait at the 14th for local Catholic priest to arrive.
2010 Championship.
With Father Up finally in attendance, Peard Fulke
is permitted to tee off at the 15th.
2010 Championship.
After receiving the last rites,
Karrie White makes his final tee shot of the match.
2010 Championship.
The Match Play finalists, Peard Fulke (left) and
Karrie White at the R&A presentation.
2010 Championship.
Club President, Davidson Love III, congratulates
the 2010 Match Play champion, Peard Fulke.
2010 Championship.
Former ESG&EC President and three-time World Series champion, Seve Hemosteros, recognised by his peers for his hole-in-one at the 3rd during the Round of 8.
2010 Championship.
Seve Hemosteros and his hole-in-one trophy.
2007 Championship.
Three wise monkeys - Tubby sees no evil,
Java hears no evil and Tack speaks no evil.
2007 Championship.
Karrie White, Danny White Shark (tending the flag)
and Kipper Parnevik on the 7th green.
2007 Championship.
Three wise monkeys joined by a bunny.
2007 Championship.
Shigeki Moroneyama strides across the 7th green
leaving an underage and underperforming caddy in his wake.
2007 Championship.
Grantief Goosen always keeps his club
parallel to the flagstick.
2007 Championship.
Notah Kelly (obs), Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson, Shigeki Moroneyama and Grantief Goosen on the 7th green.
2007 Championship.
"Never up, never in."
Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson putting out at the 7th.
2007 Championship.
Players mingle with spectators at the 12th.
2007 Championship.
Kipper Parnevik, Danny White Shark and Cavey Pavin
reach their drives at the 14th hole.
2007 Championship.
Danny White Shark hits wedge to the 14th green.
2007 Championship.
Phillips Mickelson and Bluey Dunk prove that working
on the drinks cart can help you pick-up girls.
2007 Championship.
ESG&EC members gather at the 18th green
to watch the final groups come in.
2007 Championship.
Spectators watch the action at the 2nd green.
2007 Championship.
Kipper Parnevik putting at the 10th.
2007 Championship.
Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson putting at the 10th.
2007 Championship.
Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson off the tee at the 11th.
2007 Championship.
Spectators rush down the 12th fairway to get greenside.
2007 Championship.
Looking back to the tee from behind the 12th green.
SYNDICATE FAMILY DAY
AT CALLALLIN LODGE
Luddenham, January 2012. Team Callaughan graciously hosted a tour of Callallin Lodge for Smoke Da Greyhound syndicate members and their families. Guests were given VIP access to all areas, even spending time getting sneezed on by the "kennel" pony.
At days end, the Callaughan's were surprised to be awarded ESG&EC's accreditation standard ESGEC ISO 00001, the highest standard available for kennels. The accreditation recognises quality in accommodation, feed, spatial awareness, animal handling and swimming pools.
Video clips of the day can be viewed from the New Pups area of the web site.
NRL & AFL TIPPING
COMPETITIONS NEED YOU!
Earlwood, January 2012. Tipsters of all skill levels, especially patsies, are invited to participate in the ESG&EC's 2012 tipping competitions.
As well as the regular NRL competition, this year the club is introducing an AFL competition for people with an alternative lifestyle. Both competitions carry an $80 entry fee which must be paid prior to the start of the respective seasons - NRL March 1st and AFL a few weeks later, March 29th
Detailed rules and guidelines pages can be viewed in the NRL and AFL areas of this web site. Profits go to assisting the club's many underachieving golf and euchre players.
CHAMPION GREYHOUND
PUPS FOR SALE
Earlwood, December 2011. Join in Earlwood's most successful Ponzi scheme (est. 1995) by purchasing a pup from the ESG&EC affiliated Smoke Da Greyhond Syndicate.
The surviving 9 dog litter is by Dyna Lachlan out of Smoke Da Tubby and can be viewed at the Callallin Lodge kennels, Luddenham. Dyna Lachlan ia a multiple Group 1 winner and "Tubby" is a Wentworth Park winner.
The asking price is a modest $2400 and all enquiries can be directed to the syndicate manager and accredited Ponzi Master, Notah Kelly III.
MATCH PLAY TITLE STOLEN
BY BANKSTOWN BOVVER BOY
Marrickville, November 2011. The 2011 Match Play Champion is Henney Stenson. He defeated Tubby Waldorf 3 & 1 in front of a healthy and distinctly pro-Tubby crowd.
ESG&EC officials were forced to physically defend themselves from an angry membership after Stenson's victory erased an unwritten rule from the club's statutes. The resignation of long-time handicapper, Professor Dick Shearman, did little to appease the blood lust of enraged spectators.
The mob were finally placated when President Love commissioned the Fatcatsson Review to look at the ESG&EC business model. The findings of the review can be read in the folklore area of the club's web site.
SMOKE DA TUBBY'S
LITTER OF 10
Luddenham, October 2011. The ESG&EC's Smoke Da greyhound syndicate is pleased to announce that our little champion, Smoke Da Tubby, gave birth to 10 pups over the weekend.
The brood of 3 dogs and 7 bitches was sired by Dyna Lachlan which raced 47 times for 25 wins (two Group ones and metropolitan victories at Angle Park, Sandown, Wentworth Park and Albion Park) and 11 placings.
A visit to the Callaughan kennel is being organised to say "hello" to the children and "well done" to mum.
CRENSHAW WINS
NRL TIPPING COMP
Earlwood, September 2011. Newtown Jets Immortal, Kenny Crenshaw, has won the ESG&EC's NRL tipping comp. In a bobbing finish which came down to the last game of the last round, Crenshaw's margin was officially declared as a big nose.
Grantief Goosen finished second, a point behind and lamented what could have been a breakthrough season, "A semi-finalist at the Euchre Championship, runner-up at the World Series of Golf and second here. I've really got no one to blame for this latest catastrophe other than my new life skills coach, Henney Stenson, who in attempting to eradicate my putting yips instead managed to transfer them to my football tipping."
Club mascot and associate, Anthony Blue Sheedy, completed a club trifecta with his 3rd placing.
CRENSHAW NAMED AS 8TH
RUGBY LEAGUE IMMORTAL
Petersham, August 2011. Kenny Crenshaw, the ESG&EC's 2009 Match Play Champion, was last night named as the Newtown Jets 8th Immortal before a packed Petersham RSL auditorium.
Crenshaw seemed initially reluctant to accept his ascension. "It wasn't until Mrs Crenshaw told me it didn't mean I'd live forever, certainly not as long as she had a say in things and access to my super, that I felt comfortable about the award."
Jets supremo, JR Ewing Rowney, said, "Ken's role will be to visit older Jets players, either at home, hospital or jail, and relive their glory days through today's technology. We've loaded an iPod with all 3 versions of the Jets theme song, a withering selection of half time sprays from coaching greats Clarrie Jeffries and Chook Raper, as well as a few ol' Danny Boy calls of classic Jets games, including the 1-0 win."
NICKLAUS NOUS FREES
WESTS TIGERS BENJI
Downing Centre Sydney, August 2011. Club legend Tack Nicklaus appeared for Benji at the Downing Centre Local Court where after a two day hearing assault charges against the footballer were dismissed.
Outside the court, Benji praised the crafty Five Dock legal eagle and said they'd exchanged some career saving advice early in the piece. "His was really simple and elegant - he just told me to tell them to go and get f@*ked. In return, I suggested that if he wanted to remain on my team, he needed to sharpen up his image and drop the 1980's leisure and pleasure clothing range. I think we're both winners now although I'd still like to see him discard the manilla folder briefcase - it's not real secure and it looks cheap."
HISTORY
The Championship is the ESG&EC's second major tournament. Once famously described in Federal Parliament as ".. combining the pomp, ceremony and tradition of a British royal coronation with the raucous behaviour of German beer hall patrons", the tournament continues to draw record fields and healthy crowds to the challenging Cooks Peninsula links course, the R&A Marrickville.
The popular event has been revamped in recent years under the watchful eye of the Comite d'Organisation Des Jeux De Printemps Competition. 2003 saw the start of some much needed change with the tournament successfully pushed back a month to avoid the encroaching October sporting crush of finals football and the Melbourne spring racing carnival.
The introduction of the highly transparent Dickworth-Lewis system the same year created stand alone and criteria-based handicaps for each of our two majors (this event and the World Series of Golf). In 2004, a stableford qualifying round was added to the tournament and the top 16 scorers were seeded through to the match play rounds. This simple improvement has streamlined opening day and readily accommodates all playing numbers.
EVENT FORMAT
The Comite d'Organisation confirms the tournament dates mid-June after consultation with R&A officials and the ESG&EC astrologer. It is accepted that, where possible, the tournament will have a set schedule - the qualifier to be held the Sunday after the October long weekend and the match play rounds on three consecutive Sundays commencing the weekend after the Melbourne Cup. The semi-final matches are set down for the Friday afternoon prior to the final unless both players and President Love III (Ret.) agree to a change. With that one exception, competitors are not permitted to vary the tournament's nominated times or dates.
The qualifiers meet this way for the Round of 16: Match 1 - Players ranked 1 and 16, Match 2 - Players 8 and 9, Match 3 - Players 5 and 12, Match 4 - Players 4 and 13, Match 5 - Players 3 and 14, Match 6 - Players 6 and 11, Match 7 - Players 7 and 10 and Match 8 - Players 2 and 15. If a qualified player withdraws from the tournament before the match play rounds commence, the highest ranked non-qualifier will be invited into the field and seeded at no.16. All players ranked below the scratched player will move up one position. Once the match play rounds have commenced, no replacements are allowed and a match will be forfeited if a player is unavailable.
THE RULES OF GOLF
All ESG&EC events are subject to the rules of golf. If something unusual occurs during your round, the best advice the Comite d'Organisation can give is to consult with your playing partners, both as a matter of courtesy and to check on your proposed course of action, before moving, dropping or playing your ball.
On qualifying day, the low marker in each group will be the nominated rules official for his playing partners. If the low marker himself is to be the subject of a contentious decision, the group may check with his counterpart in another group for a ruling.
SCORE CARDS
Players are not permitted to score their own cards on qualifying day - the card, with the players name and handicap clearly shown, must be marked by someone else in the group. The marker must check the player's score after each hole and is responsible for "recording the gross number of strokes at each hole where the player's net score earns one or more points". Experienced markers can also note the number of points scored on the hole. If a ball is picked up before the hole is completed, a "w" (for wiped) or "-" is to be recorded as the gross score and "0" or "-" in the stableford points column.
On completion of the round the marker must sign the card and return it to the player. The player must check that the gross number of strokes recorded for each hole is correct, sign the card and return it to the tournament starter. It will be the starter's responsibility to ensure that the allocated stableford points and totals are correct.
HANDICAPS
The ESG&EC uses the world renowned Dickworth-Lewis Handicapping System for all tournaments.
The system imposes two restrictions on The Championship - the maximum individual handicap is 34 and since the R&A is a Par 60 course, albeit the toughest and most scenic one in the land, no match shall have a handicap difference of greater than 27.
You can view the handicaps for the next tournament by selecting from the left column menu on this page.
STROKE INDEX AND COUNTBACKS
The stroke index is traditionally drawn up by numbering the holes in the order of difficulty to achieve par. However clubs usually like to spread the strokes fairly evenly over the two nines so if stroke index 1 is in the first nine holes, stroke index 2 should be in the second nine holes, and so on. Strokes beyond 18 may be allocated in the same or different order to the first 18.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| Index | 1/19 | 2/21 | 11/33 | 17/26 | 6/30 | 15/25 | 8/31 | 4/28 | 10/23 |
| Hole | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| Par | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| Index | 9/22 | 12/35 | 7/32 | 3/29 | 18/27 | 13/34 | 14/24 | 5/20 | 16/36 |
Any ties in the stableford qualifier will be decided by the following count back - last 9 holes, last 6 holes, last 3 holes and and finally hole-by-hole from the 18th hole.
MATCH INDEX AND TIES
The match index does not refer to the difficulty of each hole but rather attempts to provide an even distribution of strokes during a match.
Linking the match handicap (the difference between the handicaps of the two players) to the match index gives you the holes on which the player with the higher handicap will receive a stroke, or if the match handicap is greater than 18, two strokes.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| Index | 18 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 16 | 6 | 10 | 1 | 14 |
| Hole | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| Par | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| Index | 5 | 12 | 11 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 4 | 17 | 9 |
A match which ends all square will be played off hole-by-hole until someone wins a hole. The play-off starts on the hole where the match began and handicap strokes should be given/received on the same holes as per the first 18 holes.
MATCH PLAY CONCESSIONS
Conceding is a feature of match play. Players may concede their opponent to have holed out with their next stroke and the ball may be removed by either player with a club or otherwise. A player may concede a hole or a match at any time prior to the conclusion of the hole or the match. Concession of a stroke, hole or match may not be declined, nor withdrawn.